i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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