Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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