He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food