why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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