If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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