Got a toothbrush?
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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