Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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