I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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