she woke up with a sticky ear
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
whose parrot is this?
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