On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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