i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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