does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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