I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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