I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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