when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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