just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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