in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
the liver wants what the liver wants
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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