careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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