Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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