Soap is not a condiment
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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