at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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