He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
someone owes me an orgasm
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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