I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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