Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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