There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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