ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
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): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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