If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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