Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
