But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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