I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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