...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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