yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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