do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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