brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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