so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
