Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
smell my finger.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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