forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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