I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
