We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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