Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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