Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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