you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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