It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
