Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Couch. On fire.
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