Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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