I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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