bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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