Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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