am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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