I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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