i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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