Do you still have your period?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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