I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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