You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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