if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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