oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Operation Purity has been aborted
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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