my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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